Octomom’s Life is a Country Song

Octomom’s techno song, “Sexy Party,” has hit iTunes. It will likely take the place of any Sesame Street music being used by the government for torture. Speaking of Elmo, if I was captured and became a P.O.W., I think I’d rather tickle myself to death than hear this song.

Without further ado, my conversation with Octo..

Since her life has no doubt been a country song, I asked her, why not make one?

She also shared with me what she’ll one day tell her kids about the self-pleasuring video and stripping.

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